I Was a Teenage Sketchbook

The sensual, the surreal, the beauty we overlook on a daily basis, the dark urges, the exotic escapes; words and images by American artist, John Goss.

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John Goss was born in Santa Cindy and was raised and lives in Asia/Pacific. Learn more about John at Siamorama

Friday, July 14, 2006

Good Advice for Betty Crocker

Start mulching bark now.

Build a third escape tunnel.

Bury a precious vegetable under the sign of the gold arches.

Two drops in each cupcake.

When the scent of spoiling meat is strong, rub the glass orbs with the cinnabar wand.

Offer to carry a stranger's luggage to the Holiday Inn.

Trace the outline of your cat with that awful Crayola crayon "flesh" color.

Think globally, act clownishly.

Floss.

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